Ninjas vs. Pirates

Me and my friend have a rivalry. I like ninjas more than pirates and he likes pirates more than ninjas. I think the reason why he likes pirates is because he loves the movie series "Pirates of the Caribbean" allot. The reason I like ninjas is because they are fast, they are spooky and they have awesome weapons. Clearly ninjas are better :) To him its clearly pirates are better :( That is our glorious rivalry Ninjas vs. Pirates.